Playboy-Dabiq merger falls apart!

Hard times in the land of the blessed al Kalifhate has led to old friends falling out! Now even the trail Playboy-Dabiq merger has ended with both parites going their seperate ways. 


Caliph furious over USA-Syria policy shift;

Sultan Huffer explains to news hound Fribol:

“I came to the conclusion after being told by feminazis what to think and meh accountant went crazy over it that adult nudity can in some instances be considered kinda normal. I have decided to start a cult to spread this new revelation. Frankly, I think I am the chosen one.”

“You mean natural? Kinda natural.”

“What that word mean?”


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