Hard times in the land of the blessed al Kalifhate has led to old friends falling out! Now even the trail Playboy-Dabiq merger has ended with both parites going their seperate ways.
Caliph furious over USA-Syria policy shift;
Sultan Huffer explains to news hound Fribol:
“I came to the conclusion after being told by feminazis what to think and meh accountant went crazy over it that adult nudity can in some instances be considered kinda normal. I have decided to start a cult to spread this new revelation. Frankly, I think I am the chosen one.”
“You mean natural? Kinda natural.”
“What that word mean?”