Summoning the spirit double of Jerry Adams before the Grand Zusaya council

Formal proceedings as follows…

pentagramofsolomontheking

Time before the Zusaya Grand Re-Alignment and Restoration; known as year 2017.

Grand Demonologist and conjurer: “Be it known brethern of the forgotton: Behold, I summon the spirit double of Jerry Adams into the Triangle of Solomon!

By Abdia, Ballaton Bellony and all that you hold empowered, by Ulak Jeh and Allah then, and the village knocked up Jewess claiming to be a virgin, by the sacred rites of magic, Jeh Bul On!!”

And behold, said spirit of Jerry Adams didst appear into the Triangle of Solomon, all-be-it wearing a sheet over his head as is customary for spirits….

“And thou, Jerry Adams, speak forth before Sky News and the world!”

Jerry Adams: “Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

And to the statue of the village jew:

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

Behold I now, by will of the great Daltor-Baal, uncover the Pentagram of Solomon The King which commands all spirits. And I command this spirit before me to speak only truth in sight of the Pentagram of Solomon the King.

“Spirit of Jerry Adams. Speak now truth before Great Daltor.

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly continues by one seat.”

“Thank you, spirit. I now re-cover the Pentagram of Solomon the King, and so cover it’s great magic. Speak now unto the following!

Judge of the secular age

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

Mere President of America:

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

Before the Caliph

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

Before the Pope

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

And before the assembledĀ 

“Clearly the unionist majority in the assembly has been ended.”

Thank you Spirit, you may now depart by the sacred rites of magic, and let peace exist between us. I have now banished the Spirit, our service is over.

 

“—–Perhaps not the best example. Unless he means over-all majority, which has infact vanished, but is probably irrelevant, then again, who knows?.

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