Yahweh visits Salford Church of The Ascension – Manchester UK

Another visitation by the Demi-Urgus Yahweh alias Jehovaj, this time to Salford UK and the 1869 ce Church of The Ascension, which promptly burnt down after devotions to said demon.


A psalm of the Murderer and adulterer King David of Israhel:

Smoke went up out of His nostrils, And fire from His mouth devoured;Coals were kindled by it. He bowed the heavens also, and came down With thick darkness under His feet.…” – Psalm 18:8-9.

In truth Baal remains Lord despite national hijacks by demon cults.

+2 if you hear the fire say “Yahweh did it”, +1 if just “Yahweh”.

Some others: St Marys 1993 USA,  Pilgrim Baptist Church  Chicago 2006.

This Jebus cultist says Jebus did it ‘all credit to [gibbering Jebus]’ to show us what is wrong with the world ie: Jeh’ovaj frigidity marriage-whoredom cults perhaps?

If anyone saw Lordy Jebus dancing naked around the church with a pentagram on his chest and holding two firey torches, either contact GMP to waste a phone call, or keep it hush, eh?


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