Another visitation by the Demi-Urgus Yahweh alias Jehovaj, this time to Salford UK and the 1869 ce Church of The Ascension, which promptly burnt down after devotions to said demon.
A psalm of the Murderer and adulterer King David of Israhel:
In truth Baal remains Lord despite national hijacks by demon cults.
+2 if you hear the fire say “Yahweh did it”, +1 if just “Yahweh”.
This Jebus cultist says Jebus did it ‘all credit to [gibbering Jebus]’ to show us what is wrong with the world ie: Jeh’ovaj frigidity marriage-whoredom cults perhaps?
If anyone saw Lordy Jebus dancing naked around the church with a pentagram on his chest and holding two firey torches, either contact GMP to waste a phone call, or keep it hush, eh?