Jesus Christ Keeps Raising Caliph from the Dead (setback)

In a piss poor show The Christ does another ‘Raised Bin Laden from the Dead’ special, this time with al Caliph Ibrahim aka al Baghdadi.

Typical stuff. Pope keeping the reason hush.

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Apparently drunken hacks at the Guardian Newspaper staggered out, kicked some ass, hijacked the drones and flew them to Iraq…hope you are following this….re-armed the drones with pen ammo mid-flight… and blasted the Caliph again..

(His location had been revealed by a strange ceremony involving Hoodoo, cocaine, and hookers and tried old Iraqi officials with nothing better to do, but for plausibility left out anything Kurdish).

Full story:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/01/isis-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-incapacitated-suspected-spinal-injuries-iraq

also

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/islamic-state/11579438/Baghdadi-may-be-gone-but-his-empire-will-live-on.html

– Fribol the 5th Columnist. Post not yet sponsored by the Onion but am hopeful…

http://journal-neo.org/2015/05/02/caliph-is-dead-what-s-next/

http://shoebat.com/2014/09/06/examining-photos-killing-isis-caliph-al-baghdadi/

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/raymond-ibrahim/a-dead-caliph-vs-the-hydra-of-jihad/

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